- Do not bake child at 385 until golden brown.
- Do not let baby share pacifier with friends.
- Do not read (Steven King’s) The Stand as a bed time story.
- Make sure not to give it a taco bell “Volcano Double Beef Burrito“.
- Keep an eye on the baby.
- Do not give the baby a plastic bag.
- Do not sit on baby no madder how bad it’s being.
- Do Not let baby drive.
- When you bring your baby to the Doctor bring ear muffs to bloke out the crying.
- If you want your baby to go to sleep and she/he will not listen tell your baby not to go to bed and maby she/he will.
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