TRY SQUIRTABLE APPLESAUCE
really… its actually really good and my mom says its like SPACE FOOD i’m surprised Starwars or Startrek doesn’t have their cast advertize squirtable applesauce for publix and other stores that have edidable ”food” type things in them.
you can squirt your’e friends’ eyes out with the little packet and if you suck hard enough you can stick your packet of squirtable applesauce to your toung.
”YAY I GOT MY PACKET TO STICK TO MY TOUNG” ”YAY”
serously,i got my packet to stick tomy toung…yay!

P.S. serously squirtable applesauce is real just look in your local publix fruit section. BUY IT TODAY 😀

TRY SQUIRTABLE APPLESAUCE TODAY:D

1. 1st of all  pick the number of times a week you would like to have chocolate. ( more than 1 but less than 10)

2.  multiply this number by 2 just to be bold.

3. add 5

4. multiply it by 50, i’ll wait whil you get the calucator.

5. if you havent allredy had your birthday this year add 1759; if you havent,add 1758.

6. now subract the 4 digit year that you were born.

you should have a 3 digit number.

the 1st digit of this number should be your orginal number ( i.e.; the number of times you whould like to have chocolate a week)

the next 2 numbers are your age!

2009 is the olny year that this will work so please spread it around whil it lasts!