Hopefully What Trick-or-Treating Will Not Be Like

Ahhh…

An average October 31st…

Kids going from door to door, kids running amuck, and great decorations.

Or, that’s what it SHOULD have been.

INSTEAD there was a haunted, living, breathing house that ate anything that was organic in origin,

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a giant monster rampaging through the city, 

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AND, to top it off.. a GIANT, crying head bouncing around!!

So, hopefully, when/if you go trick-or-treating this year, none of this imaginary madness will happen.

(Well, you never know, now do you???)

Story from the 5th Grade Journalist

 Jedi Fifth Grade!(a.k.a. Revenge of the Pine cone with added Star Wars affects):

One day, in the middle of Mr. Jason giving Augie a lecture about punctuation, Jay and Peter suddenly whipped out Light Sabers and(Yes… they were real…)started fighting like CRAZY!

Then Aliyah and Lilli pulled out some sabers and started fighting it out. (Oh, my G-d, Lilli just DESTROYED Paige’s saber.) Then, for some odd reason, Ross pulled out his DS, which immediately turned into a Light Saber, then he put on a Darth Vader helmet and challenged Aliyah. Oh, bad idea, bad, bad, bad. 

Hey, is that a meteor? No, it’s a ship.

 Oh well, it IS decorated to look like an alien spaceship.

Then, the class ran outside under a pine tree. Then, GIANT PINE CONES, JUMPED out of the tree!!!!!! AAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

The pine cones chopped away at us with THIER Light Sabers, and, as the world was fading, I saw the leader pine cone pull out a notebook, and right before I died, under, KILLED, he wrote, “Fifth grade “.

 

THE END

(Or is it????)

 

 

 

 

 




Two Truths and a Lie

picture this:

A.I am at the FSU football game with my friend Oscar.

B.I am at the movies seeing a movie called  THE INVENTION OF LYING.

C.I am sleeping on the couch.

We are practising multiple chose question for the ITBS by doing them my self.I find this project

very fun.