Jedi Fifth Grade!(a.k.a. Revenge of the Pine cone with added Star Wars affects):
One day, in the middle of Mr. Jason giving Augie a lecture about punctuation, Jay and Peter suddenly whipped out Light Sabers and(Yes… they were real…)started fighting like CRAZY!
Then Aliyah and Lilli pulled out some sabers and started fighting it out. (Oh, my G-d, Lilli just DESTROYED Paige’s saber.) Then, for some odd reason, Ross pulled out his DS, which immediately turned into a Light Saber, then he put on a Darth Vader helmet and challenged Aliyah. Oh, bad idea, bad, bad, bad.
Hey, is that a meteor? No, it’s a ship.
Oh well, it IS decorated to look like an alien spaceship.
Then, the class ran outside under a pine tree. Then, GIANT PINE CONES, JUMPED out of the tree!!!!!! AAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
The pine cones chopped away at us with THIER Light Sabers, and, as the world was fading, I saw the leader pine cone pull out a notebook, and right before I died, under, KILLED, he wrote, “Fifth grade “.
THE END
(Or is it????)