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Agent Mich
Name: Mich Chad Smith
Motivation: Tricking Children Worldwide
Motto: ” Once a jerk, always a jerk!”
Weakness: Gleefull Children
Gender: Male
Rank: 10 [ out of 10 agents]
W.T.O[What.They.Do]: Smiles evily at passers by, and is the villan in EVERY game he plays. How? that question is yet to be dertirmend.
Agent Laura
Name: Laura Jane Watson
Motivation: Inocent Children walking by her house
Motto: “I kill you!”
Weakness: Her Mom
Gender: Female
Rank: 9[out of 10 agents]
W.T.D.: texts and emails friends
Agent Ken
Name: Ken Gorge Furgus
Motivation: Trickery and Scheme
Motto: See ’em go, don’t let ’em go.”
Weakness: Death
Gender: Male
Rank: 4 [out of ten agents]
W.T.D
Agent Thomas
Name: Thomas Bob Nelson
Motivation: easy homework givin to highschoolers
Motto: ” He who hesitates is lost.”
Weakness: Potetional girlfriends
Gender: Male
Rank: 4 ( out of 10 agents)
W.T.D.: Mostly creating tests impossible to finish
Agent Candace
Name: Candace Marie Tin
Motivation: Stumping younger brothers on tests not designed for their age level
Motto: ” You’re toatlly busted!”
Weskness: boyfriend Germy
Gender: female
W.T.D: hangs-out with friend Macey
Rank: 8 ( Out of ten agents)
Agent Bobby
Name: Bobby Joe Hanson
Motivation: Heavy eye Make-up
Motto: ” Once a child, always a brat.”
Weakness: Video Camera
Gender: Male
W.T.D: Searches web for completely random facts
Rank: 7( out of ten agents)
Agent Joel
Name: Joel Brown Alpacka
Motivation: Newley improved websites
Motto: ” Won’t do it now, won’t do it later.”
Weakness: meal times
W.T.D: loads spam and spyware into random websites ( our blog is next!)
Rank: 6 ( out of ten agents)
Agent Tanner
Name: Tanner William Jones
Motivation: Violent video games
Motto: “Never EVER judge a man by his looks.”
Weakness: Extreme Heights
Gender: male
W.T.D: Plays Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2 for Xbox Live.
Rank: 5( out of 10 agents)
Agent Eve
Name: Eve Balomanka Fitz
Motivation: Deppressed Singles
Motto: ” Know what to do before making any actions”
Weakness: Happy people
W.T.D: Tells people fortunes
Rank: 3 ( out of ten agents)
Agent BOSS
Name: Theodore George Washington
Motivation: Unemployed Americans
Motto: ” If you ask me someone should be punished!
Weakness: weight loss programs
Gender: male
W.T.D: Orders his empoyees around, and eats 5 ton burgers each day for Breakfast, Lunch and Dinner
Rank: #1( out of ten agents)