The Ever Breath Summary/Reveiw from a Readers Perspective

When Truman and his twin sister Camille, Children of Cragmeal ,discover they are decent of the Breath World they are sent to restore the magical balance of imagination and mystery, by retrieving a round “amber orb” ( Ever Breath)from the clutches of evil. It will take many courageous people and creatures from small mice to gigantic ogers, to not only save the Ever Breath but to save us all.         

Julianna Baggott is good at writing very discriptive and intruiging books, but I felt this one didn’t really satisfy readers the way I wanted it to. For example I like books that go more in depth with the characters, because I like when I can feel for the characters.   Like in Harry Potter I was always able to put myself in his shoes, especially in the last one, because it was a very emotional book.  In conclusion I say The Ever Breath is not at all what I expected, a very imaginative book.

The Ever Breath Review

Join Julianna Baggott on a trip to save two worlds with one stone called the Ever Breath. Meet some unheard of creatures that walk among the breath world.

The Ever Breath is an amber orb that maintains the balance between the imaginative world and our world.

It was a very slow page turner. The plot is obvious even before you get to the climax. There were a lot of features that didn’t seem to tie in to the main plot line. Overall it was an o.k. book and I would recommend it to a teacher to read out loud to a class.

I.T.B.S Agent Police Files

 

WARNING: Proprety of Officer Jacobs of C.I.P.D. DO not Touch

Agent Mich

 

Name: Mich Chad Smith    

Motivation: Tricking Children Worldwide

Motto: ” Once a jerk, always a jerk!”

Weakness: Gleefull Children

Gender: Male

Rank: 10 [ out of 10 agents]

W.T.O[What.They.Do]: Smiles evily at passers by, and is the villan in EVERY game he plays. How? that question is yet to be dertirmend.

Agent Laura

Name: Laura Jane Watson    

Motivation: Inocent Children walking by her house

Motto: “I kill you!”

Weakness: Her Mom

Gender: Female

Rank: 9[out of 10 agents]

W.T.D.: texts and emails friends

Agent Ken

Name: Ken Gorge Furgus   

Motivation: Trickery and Scheme

Motto: See ’em go, don’t let ’em go.”

Weakness: Death

Gender: Male

Rank: 4 [out of ten agents]

W.T.D

Agent Thomas

 

Name: Thomas Bob Nelson   

Motivation: easy homework givin to highschoolers

Motto: ” He who hesitates is lost.”

Weakness: Potetional girlfriends

Gender: Male

Rank: 4 ( out of  10 agents)

W.T.D.: Mostly creating tests impossible to finish 

 Agent Candace

 

Name: Candace Marie Tin    

Motivation: Stumping younger brothers on tests not designed for their age level

Motto: ” You’re toatlly busted!”

Weskness: boyfriend Germy

Gender: female

W.T.D: hangs-out with friend Macey

Rank: 8 ( Out of ten agents)

Agent Bobby

Name: Bobby Joe Hanson

Motivation: Heavy eye Make-up

Motto: ” Once a child, always a brat.”

Weakness: Video Camera

Gender: Male

W.T.D: Searches web for completely random facts

Rank: 7( out of ten agents)

 

Agent Joel

 

 

Name: Joel Brown Alpacka

Motivation: Newley improved websites

Motto: ” Won’t do it now, won’t do it later.”

Weakness: meal times

W.T.D: loads spam and spyware into random websites ( our blog is next!)

Rank: 6 ( out of ten agents)

Agent Tanner

Name: Tanner William Jones          

Motivation: Violent video games

Motto: “Never EVER judge a man by his looks.”

Weakness: Extreme Heights

Gender: male

W.T.D: Plays Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2 for Xbox Live.

Rank: 5( out of 10 agents)

Agent Eve

  

 Name: Eve Balomanka Fitz

Motivation: Deppressed Singles

Motto: ” Know what to do before making any actions”

Weakness: Happy people

W.T.D: Tells people fortunes

Rank: 3 ( out of ten agents)

Agent BOSS

 

 

Name: Theodore George Washington

Motivation: Unemployed Americans

Motto: ” If you ask me someone should  be punished!

Weakness: weight loss programs

Gender: male

W.T.D: Orders his empoyees around, and eats 5 ton burgers each day for Breakfast, Lunch and Dinner

Rank: #1( out of ten agents)

Advise To Parents

  • Do not bake child at 385 until golden brown.
  • Do not let baby share pacifier with friends.
  • Do not read (Steven King’s) The Stand as a bed time story.
  • Make sure not to give it a taco bell “Volcano Double Beef Burrito“.
  • Keep an eye on the baby.
  • Do not give the baby a plastic bag.
  • Do not sit on baby no madder how bad it’s being.
  • Do Not let baby drive.
  • When you bring your baby to the Doctor bring ear muffs to bloke out the crying.
  • If you want your baby to go to sleep and she/he will not listen tell your baby not to go to bed and maby she/he will.

Italian proverbs

 

ITALIAN PROVERBS

better an egg today than a chicken tomarrow ”  italian proverb

” dont make a step longer than your leg.” italian proverb

” give time time. ” italian proverb

” when the game is over the king and the pawn go into the same box ” italian proverb

” the teacher is like the candle, witch lights in consuming itself.” italian proverb

 ” olny your real freinds will tell you when your face is dirty.” italian proverb 

 ” he who know little knows enough if he knows how to hold his freind.” italin proverb

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

sources:

http://www.montepescali.com/proverbs-button.html  http://www.wow4u.com/italian-proverbs/index.html   http://thinkexist.com/quotes/italian_proverb/2.html

Fiction Friday

Facts to use:

  1. 😀 means punch them
  2. Eat broccoli
  3. Throw tables in math class
  4. The capital of Florida is Atlantis
  5. The USA is in the 5th dimension
  6. Halloween is on December 25th
  7. If you’re a man, go in the ladies room 🙁

HALLOWEEN HORRORS (If it’s possible)

One average Halloween.

Kids going door-to-door,

Little kids running around unsupervised, 

and candy flying. 🙂

Or, that’s what it was SUPPOSED to be.

Instead there were…

Monsters rampaging through the city godzilla1954, 🙁

mutant hotdogs hotdog-709650, 😀

elephants trick-or-treating,

 

ANDDDD, the Earth was hurling towards the Moon! 🙁

 

CRRRASSSHHH!!!!!!
BBBBBBBAAANNNNGGG!!!
KKKKKKAAAAAAABBBOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!

By 

       yyyyyyyy
                        yyyyyyyyyyyyyyeeeee…

UNTRUE

  • How many states does U.S.A have? two north and south!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • What is the capital of Florida? Beijing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • Where is U.S.A? in Texas!!!!!!!!!
  • Check mate I lose!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • what is the most popular pet? killer whale!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • 2nd platipy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • 3rd yoda!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • 4th queen of England !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • 5th rocks !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • 6th super man !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • 7th Peter!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • 8th Michel Jackson!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • 9th Leroy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • 10th Fifi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • Ready set stop!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • Knock knock 

         who is there?

          you

         who is you 

           me

          who is me

          you 

          I give up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • 1+2=6  2+8=2,097,857,395,482,614,827!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hopefully What Trick-or-Treating Will Not Be Like

Ahhh…

An average October 31st…

Kids going from door to door, kids running amuck, and great decorations.

Or, that’s what it SHOULD have been.

INSTEAD there was a haunted, living, breathing house that ate anything that was organic in origin,

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a giant monster rampaging through the city, 

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AND, to top it off.. a GIANT, crying head bouncing around!!

So, hopefully, when/if you go trick-or-treating this year, none of this imaginary madness will happen.

(Well, you never know, now do you???)

Story from the 5th Grade Journalist

 Jedi Fifth Grade!(a.k.a. Revenge of the Pine cone with added Star Wars affects):

One day, in the middle of Mr. Jason giving Augie a lecture about punctuation, Jay and Peter suddenly whipped out Light Sabers and(Yes… they were real…)started fighting like CRAZY!

Then Aliyah and Lilli pulled out some sabers and started fighting it out. (Oh, my G-d, Lilli just DESTROYED Paige’s saber.) Then, for some odd reason, Ross pulled out his DS, which immediately turned into a Light Saber, then he put on a Darth Vader helmet and challenged Aliyah. Oh, bad idea, bad, bad, bad. 

Hey, is that a meteor? No, it’s a ship.

 Oh well, it IS decorated to look like an alien spaceship.

Then, the class ran outside under a pine tree. Then, GIANT PINE CONES, JUMPED out of the tree!!!!!! AAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

The pine cones chopped away at us with THIER Light Sabers, and, as the world was fading, I saw the leader pine cone pull out a notebook, and right before I died, under, KILLED, he wrote, “Fifth grade “.

 

THE END

(Or is it????)

 

 

 

 

 




Watershed Story 1

Fish

I am so tired of people polluting my water. They are putting all sorts of oil and sludge in the water that I live in! But it doesn’t mater so much, now I am currently living in side a sharks body! With a bunch of other morons, one died from eating litter in the sharks stomach.

Shark

 I just digested the fish I caught. They feel very weird, as in they’re  swarming around and eating each other, or I think I just ate to much because I have a stomach ache.

Sad Worker

 I hate my job so much!!! It is so hot outside and I want to swim in the lake. Since the lake is full of pollutants,  sharks and exotic animals, I can’t step a foot in the water.

Farmer

I love my job but there are a couple down sides.  First, my cow drank from the stream and now the cow is mutated. Second, all of my crops are dying because they are  not getting healthy water. I’m depressed!

 I can’t believe what is happening to my chickens. They are all dying because there is not enough trees, which means my chickens are dying from the lack of oxygen, and my husband he’s so depressed that it’s not even funny.

There is so little trash in the trash cans. Usually there is a ton, but all of  the trash is scattered all over the lake, and landscape. So technically I got the day off.

Car

   My owners cant control me because there is to much sludge on the road. My old car friend died two days ago, he crashed into a hill and his owners died and he died as well.

Author : (Peter Sass) All in all, there are lots of problems and they are in need of fix.

Join me for my next blog post on how these intriguing characters fixed there problem.