Monthly Archives: November 2009

things you should do for elderly people

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-help them across a rope bridge
– chew up their food for them (or buy squirtable applesauce and other mushey type food)
-pay their ”helpers” to chew thier food up for them so you don’t have to
-secretly buy them candy cuz’ they want some…but their ”advisers” say not to have candy cuz’ it will rott their teeth…more than now
-pay for their retirement homes
-LEAVE, so they don’t have to listen to you whine about how you want to play pattycake, eat their starbursts and stay with them
-give them money
-buy them a big flat screen tv
-get them a maid and a hudge house
-tell them that they look 25 hug them reach over get their starbursts then run away with their starbursts…(their too old to catch you) 🙂
THE END

squirtable applesauce

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TRY SQUIRTABLE APPLESAUCE
really… its actually really good and my mom says its like SPACE FOOD i’m surprised Starwars or Startrek doesn’t have their cast advertize squirtable applesauce for publix and other stores that have edidable ”food” type things in them.
you can squirt your’e friends’ eyes out with the little packet and if you suck hard enough you can stick your packet of squirtable applesauce to your toung.
”YAY I GOT MY PACKET TO STICK TO MY TOUNG” ”YAY”
serously,i got my packet to stick tomy toung…yay!

P.S. serously squirtable applesauce is real just look in your local publix fruit section. BUY IT TODAY 😀

TRY SQUIRTABLE APPLESAUCE TODAY:D

two truths and a lie

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I dont know why I’m writing this…2 truths and a lie 😀

*1. you are on the ocean and geting soooooooooo board from siting on your butt in your boat and reading a stupid g.p.s.for 6 to7 hours…uggggg.

*2.you are fishing and you catch a stingray and then after you are finished catching the stingray, you eat some cheese and then lay down on the boat because you had to get up @ 5:00am in the morning. :c

*3.you are getting licked by your crazy dog because you are on the floor in a ball trying to cover your ears from Jason Maraze’s terrible singing on vh1.

post a comment to guess which one is the lie

your age in chocolate

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1. 1st of all  pick the number of times a week you would like to have chocolate. ( more than 1 but less than 10)

2.  multiply this number by 2 just to be bold.

3. add 5

4. multiply it by 50, i’ll wait whil you get the calucator.

5. if you havent allredy had your birthday this year add 1759; if you havent,add 1758.

6. now subract the 4 digit year that you were born.

you should have a 3 digit number.

the 1st digit of this number should be your orginal number ( i.e.; the number of times you whould like to have chocolate a week)

the next 2 numbers are your age!

2009 is the olny year that this will work so please spread it around whil it lasts!

Most Awesome Person

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THE NUMBERS DO NOT LIE !!!!!…….. WHO IS  THE MOST AWESOME PERSON IN THE WORLD ?????

Try it without looking at the answers !!

1. Pick your favorite number between 1 – 9
2. Multiply your favorite number by 3
3. Then add 3
4. Then multiply by 3… I will wait while you get the calculator
5. You should have a 2 or 3 digit number
6. Add the digits together

Now scroll down……… 
 Now match your number, with the number on the list below, to see who the most awesome person actually is :

1.   Albert Einstein

2.  Spongebob

3.  Margaret Thatcher

4.  Tom Cruise

5. Bill Gates

6.  Gandhi

7.  Brad Pitt

8.  Bart Simpson

9.    Jay Fillmore 

10.  George Washington  Carver

 

I know, I know….I just always seem to have that effect on people !!….Who knows,..maybe on e day you too, can be like me !!….DO NOT aspire to be anything less !!

P.S….Stop trying to pick different numbers…just deal with it, OK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Obama

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dear Mr. Obama, 

i think that all kids kindergarten threw high school , collage you can deal with, but i think that all of us desiver a extra day off of school, even if you have to make school an hour longer when we are there, i still think that we need an extra day on the weekend; Every Saturday i wake up and roll out of bed and  enjoy my day, but when it comes to Sunday, i kind of like cant relax because i know that school is just a day away and you can relly only enjoy one day of your week end, rather than two. So i think if we had a three day weekend that it would kind of equal it out so you relly would only get two days not three.  Also i think if we had an extra day to relax and hang out with friends and family we would come back to school rested and ready to learn. We could also us the extra day to help the invierment ant the world, i think i would go around town and pick all of the litter that tops the roads; or maby we could plant a tree every monday ( or friday ) that we have off. 

thank you for taking the time to read this,

-ella

Monday fun.

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november 10th,2009

monday fun.

On monday ( yesterday) we ( my class, the cornerstone 5th graders.) went to the the Phipps park   and did some water testing.

Picture this:

  You are about on you knees , leaning downwards into the water so you can get a vile full of the nauseating looking, and smelling water filled with the fertilizer from the near by soccer fields.  . You have your hand in the water and you are dislilknig every seconed that it takes to fill up the tini vile , that at the moment it fells like this tini vile is not so tini after all.  

chur chunck.

p.s  happy Veteran’s Day!!!!

Ideas for 5 Senses Presentation

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Below are ideas generated by the students for activating the 5 senses during their Multi-Cultural Fair.

Sight

  • Diorama
  • Show a translation
  • Calendar
  • Landscape images
  • Images of everyday life
  • Clothing samples/examples
  • Dwellings
  • Map & Landmarks
  • Flag
  • National Monument
  • Accompanying captions for images
  • Alphabet
  • Writing samples
  • Create a Power Point presentation

Hearing:

  • Music
  • Interview
  • Speaking the language
  • Basic lingo
  • Say the alphabet
  • Linguistics
  • Instrument
  • City sounds

Taste:

  • Agricultural products
  • National foods
  • Drinks
  • Popular foods
  • Produce
  • Spices
  • Candy
  • Herbs
  • Pastries

Smell

  • Candle/incense
  • Food
  • Herbs/spices
  • Local air freshener
  • Soil sample
  • Animal
  • Popular products
  • Toothpaste
  • Plants/flowers

Feeling/Touch

  • Artifacts
  • Soil
  • Handmade objects
  • Religious artifact
  • Plant
  • Clothing sample
  • Household items
  • Special guest whose hand can be shook

my favorite trip EVER

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After a very boring 2 hr flight you are now in Vermont. The house you see over the hill is so cool it is three stories tall and has some dogs you scramble in your car seat trying to see it better then you pass it you slump down in your seat.   You  pass another house and another then finally you see a big white farm house and the car pulls in to the drive way you see corn field and a old cat. You walk in the house to hear what you all ways hear some thing about how you have grown but you were to side tracked to pay attention you are looking a round when you hear some one ask if you want to make bread you say yes and make some bread as the bread rises you go pick corn for dinner and “help” cook dinner you relly  just hold the spoon ,stir and prod the bread filny it’s time for dinner the food was veary good you flop in to a big ancient chair for a pet time with the cat then next thing you know you are in a bed in part of the houes you have not seen its big and stuffed with teddy bears and our bags.

DAY 2

You are on the road to the teddy bear factory and getting a bear then going to the cheese factory and buying cheese and went to a farm you got to get eggs from a chicken!

DAY 3

Today you went apple picking and you got to feed a horse and pick apples you loved it. Then you had a picnic with cousins and other people.  That was some good apple pie.